Be Your Own Superhero

It’s a bird, It’s a plane, It’s a UFO, It’s a kite, Oh hell no! Wait, Really? Uh, it’s a Wondrous Woman … SUPERCHARGED, FULLY ARMORED, SUPERHUMAN, I must add, SINGLE, and CRAY CRAY (in a good way … tee hee).

We’re all in awe as we watch Wondrous Woman ferociously fly  (with one arm outstretched while the other flaps in the wind) down in full force to meet us … the earthlings.Wondrous Woman’s well defined (muscular) feminine pecs protrude through the thinnest elements of the imported (only made from the finest fibers) fabric. Wait, are those nipple beamers? Eeek, they’re bright! Moving on … her curvaceous and newly spit-shined (spit from the heavens, of course) hour glass figure sends shock waves across the universe. Her enhanced (squats are a “motha” sucker) non-surgical “you can sit a coke bottle on that phat (pretty hot and tempting) ass and take a sip” gluteus maximus almost splits the seat of her form fitting “shero” uniform. Her bulging calf muscles continuously expands and contracts … beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep. What a woman … wondrously SUPERCHARGED, FULLY ARMORED, SUPERHUMAN, and SINGLE. Where is her Wondrous Man with the superfluous bling (kneeling on one knee)? Bling being the ring.

No one that walks on this planet is deemed as the “Perfect Patty”  (well, besides Patti Labelle after debuting that delicious Sweet Potato Pie) or “Bitch-less Betty”or the “Never Will Break Your Heart Nathan” or “Sleep with Your Best Friend Sam.” We all hold flaws or faults  whether it’s consciously or unconsciously. I say this, just to say, Be Your Own Superhero … Groundbreaking Change will only occur if you allow it and accept it.

The wondrous woman in me hopes to meet the wondrous man in him … my future (God, please let it be near … please) mate. And universe, I know you’re reading this too … can we speed up the process just a little? This wondrous sister has been waiting for over 5 years. Just saying … Loves ya! 


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