South Carolina Loosens the “Bible” Belt

South Carolina officials may have finally loosened their tight asses and opened their closed minds to accept the fact that love comes in all forms. The ban on gay marriage in South Carolina could very well be a thing of the past.

I support anyone who believes in love especially the raw form of love. Who cares if it’s two men or two women or two goats or two mules? Some of us “heterosexual” beings are still trying to establish a stable relationship with the opposite sex.
Many southerns are too concerned with what’s going on in someone else’s household instead of cleaning up their own crap. Everyone tends to have smelly shit. Well except for me … I have a very flagrant scent that emits from my feces. Haha!

Remember “Roses” by Outkast circa 2003

I know you’d like to thank your shit don’t stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo

For those who reside in South Carolina (once same sex marriage is legalized), I’m a notary public and an ordained minister. I would be honored to officiate your union.

4 thoughts on “South Carolina Loosens the “Bible” Belt

  1. I think that you make a great point and more people should be open minded like you… Keep up the great work!!!! Looking forward to more of your work…

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